THE Questionnaire, and other stuff

What is your favorite word? I don't know whether it's copyrighted; the word 'Toblerone' is music to my ears.
What is your least favorite word? Canyouhelpmecodemywebsite? OK, that isn't a word, but that dreaded sentence makes me want to hit someone because I have this annoying habit of wanting to please everybody.
What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]? Photoshop and music.
What turns you off? Chavs.
What is your favorite curse word? Oh, shit. I say it a lot.
What sound or noise do you love? The whirring of a blender.
What sound or noise do you hate? The whirring of a blender.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Grass-sniffer, if that counts.
What profession would you not like to do? Everything.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Here's a Toblerone." I'd glomp him if I heard those words.

OK, I took that meme thing from musicchick2. No one reads this blog at Summer Kiss anyway; I get a bigger response on Vox, but I like the blogging tools on Wordpress. I went to Cardiff on Tuesday as we had an inset day, and ended up with an infected foot and not being able to walk, partly to do with my shoes sort of bruising my whole foot. Did you know Cardiff Castle is home to peacocks and ducks? I nearly got a heart attack when I almost tripped over a peacock. I don't think the peacock was too pleased with me, for obvious reasons. I have now decided that peacocks and ducks are creatures of evil.
I am still writing Muse Fart (give me a better working title, please!), and so far, I don't have a clue how it's going to end. I just wasted a chapter talking about Toblerone. Obsessive, much?