Red Nose Day is approaching...

After my last blog, I felt a bit down for obvious reasons, so I'm trying to focus on a more lighthearted topic this time... How about some nice commercialization to cheer you all up?
Red Nose Day is approaching again, and with it comes a whole load of material advertising it. The following is just what I've found through the shops and stuff. There could be loads more, hiding away somewhere.
This year's red nose seems to just be a 'round' piece of foam. I use the word 'round' loosely because once I had got it out of the box, on closer inspection, it wasn't round at all, actually being an oblongish shape. Hence my screaming 'BE ROUND!' at it all day while shopping with Ayii and Emma. This year's red nose also seems to hate the type of nose that I have, as it kept on falling off every time I tried to breathe. Needless to say, we got some strange stares, wandering around with red noses on three weeks too early (helpfully pointed out by a little kid whose birthday was near that time). The red nose also helpfully comes with a piece of white chocolate, which I ate before anyone could say 'baa'.
Noses aren't the only thing you can buy this year. You can also accessorize your hair, Comic Relief style. What about some nice Comic Relief boppers or a red, curly wig? Or, you could go the whole hog and get some red hair dye! The wigs, combined with the red noses, got us some even stranger stares.
Finally, if you're really bored, you can order some free, huge red rubber ears from WalkEars. Though they drop a billion hints that you should donate, and make you feel really, really guilty if you don't.
Oh, I almost forgot: You can also buy a T-shirt, but I ran out of money before then.
Finally, no, I was not sponsored or anything like that. Considering the hits I get, who'd be mad enough to? :D I'm just bored, if that helps. And, last important fact: IT'S FOR CHARITY.